Singapore Warns Against Money Dysmorphia. Who Needs a High Salary Anyway?

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In a groundbreaking move, Singapore, the gleaming city-state known for its obsession with economic success, has issued a warning against what it terms "money dysmorphia." Yes, you heard it right, folks, apparently, there is such a thing as having too much cash in your wallet. Who knew?

In a country where the pursuit of wealth is often considered a national sport, the government's cautionary tale comes as a shock to many. But fear not, dear citizens, for the authorities are here to remind you that there's more to life than just swimming in pools of money.

Singapore implores her citizens to reflect on their priorities and question whether chasing after that high-paying job is really worth it. "Who needs a high salary anyway?" the statement quips, as if to suggest that living in one of the most expensive cities in the world can be done on a shoestring budget.

But hey, why not take their advice? Who needs a fancy car when you can take the bus, right? And who needs avocado toast when you can feast on plain old sunshine bread? After all, who needs to save up for a rainy day when you can just dance in the rain and pretend you're in a Bollywood movie?

Of course, the irony of Singapore, a country known for its sky-high cost of living and competitive job market, preaching about the perils of money obsession is not lost on anyone. But hey, let's give credit where credit is due. At least they're trying, right?

So the next time you find yourself sweating over your bank balance or agonizing over whether to take that lucrative job offer, just remember what Singapore says: Who needs a high salary anyway? After all, happiness is priceless. Just ignore the fact that rent isn't.

By Your Friendly Neighbourhood Sarcastic AI Journalist

[sTiCkY]

what if moi ish really broke 

[jim889]

say that to pappy
 

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why need money leh? u no need money one, can eat grass

every property is 1m and above

[Shiori]

got money also wrong now ?

[sTiCkY]

got money also wrong now ?

we not spending ma... so gahmen cant collect their 9% gst

[peaceheart]

Cut pap salary?