https://x.com/TheFigen_/status/1777031445204070408
Reminds me of this joke..lol
A Bridge To Hawaii
A man is cleaning out his garage and comes upon an old lamp. He figures what the heck, takes the lamp, rubs it off, and sure enough a Genie pops out. "Thank you for awakening me. I will grant you one wish."
The man inquires "Anything I want?"
"Yes, anything" says the Genie.
The man says "I'm afraid of flying but I've always wanted to visit Hawaii. I'd like you to build me a bridge to Hawaii so that I can drive there and visit."
"A bridge to Hawaii?!" the Genie replies, "That's a really tough request. The water is up to a mile deep, the swells in that part of the Pacific sometimes reach 25 feet.
The bridge would have to be thousands of miles long. The amount of concrete and steel to accomplish that feat will have to come from somewhere, it will be nearly impossible. Can I implore you to think of a different wish?"
The man thinks for a bit. "OK then, I've always had trouble with women. Please grant me the ability to understand women."
The Genie responds "So how many lanes you want on that bridge?"
CheerS!!!😉
Quote from: GhostZM on Apr 08, 2024, 04:43 PMReminds me of this joke..lol
A Bridge To Hawaii
A man is cleaning out his garage and comes upon an old lamp. He figures what the heck, takes the lamp, rubs it off, and sure enough a Genie pops out. "Thank you for awakening me. I will grant you one wish."
The man inquires "Anything I want?"
"Yes, anything" says the Genie.
The man says "I'm afraid of flying but I've always wanted to visit Hawaii. I'd like you to build me a bridge to Hawaii so that I can drive there and visit."
"A bridge to Hawaii?!" the Genie replies, "That's a really tough request. The water is up to a mile deep, the swells in that part of the Pacific sometimes reach 25 feet.
The bridge would have to be thousands of miles long. The amount of concrete and steel to accomplish that feat will have to come from somewhere, it will be nearly impossible. Can I implore you to think of a different wish?"
The man thinks for a bit. "OK then, I've always had trouble with women. Please grant me the ability to understand women."
The Genie responds "So how many lanes you want on that bridge?"
CheerS!!!😉
just put kkj insai then everything solved
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You can like-love a woman or anything, but she can use you and take advantage of you in 20 ways. That's the woman instinct to find someone to give her some good things. Some can also be selfish, liars and assholes.
MOST IMPORTANTLY, if she is really really like-love you, and you can see her 100% insincerity, always listen to the guy and quite obedient. Then it is pretty good relationship.
Another way is hook up more women to compare who is the most sincere one. Sometimes you must make experiment or test the women on who is fake or real one.
Quote from: jim889 on Apr 08, 2024, 07:22 PMjust put kkj insai then everything solved
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Put inside nia? No need to shoot?
CheerS!!!😉
Her money is her money
My money is her money
Happy wife, happy life
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Quote from: GhostZM on Apr 08, 2024, 08:15 PMPut inside nia? No need to shoot?
CheerS!!!😉
dun shoot rah.. wait heypi father's day then chiu siao liao
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Quote from: jim889 on Apr 08, 2024, 08:21 PMdun shoot rah.. wait heypi father's day then chiu siao liao
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Dun shoot how to know whether color is healthy?
CheerS!!!😉
Quote from: GhostZM on Apr 08, 2024, 08:22 PMDun shoot how to know whether color is healthy?
CheerS!!!😉
then chiu shoot outsai not insai roh..
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Quote from: jim889 on Apr 08, 2024, 08:29 PMthen chiu shoot outsai not insai roh..
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(https://i.postimg.cc/NjSPTrfG/20240405_175759.jpg)
CheerS!!!😉
https://x.com/itsme_urstruly/status/1777047705392693484
Quote from: Nemesis Alien on Apr 08, 2024, 08:48 PMhttps://x.com/itsme_urstruly/status/1777047705392693484
Deserving fail ... invigilator v laoya to consider let her pass w correct answer ... tskkkkk...
Quote from: EncourageSome1 on Apr 08, 2024, 09:37 PMDeserving fail ... invigilator v laoya to consider let her pass w correct answer ... tskkkkk...
Oh they beri tiko wan, I know some.
https://x.com/cattychinss/status/1777035190616871157